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TSA wants you to be confident that although your may never see your child again they have taken the utmost care in placing this individual in the hands of professionals whose expertise is second to none in assuring their products reach their destination free of defects that ordinarily occur in child abduction schemes.
While May was a favorite month chosen by TSA administrators to implement this new program, they remain largely undecided if they will begin this project May 1 or 10. In the meanwhile McDonalds wishes to remain anonymous until AFTER this program has been introduced to flight patrons due to negative publicity over it’s value meal products manufactured from puréed human fetus overseas. McDonalds… what McDonalds?